If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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