He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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