Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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