I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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