Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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