I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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