I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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