If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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