It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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