Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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