I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You don't make any sense
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