i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
