So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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