Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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