i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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