I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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