Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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