does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
