Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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