nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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