shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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