Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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