Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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