It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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