I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
foreskin is a definite game changer
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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