Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm getting married
To pizza
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize
