...so i touched it.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
