Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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