God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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