No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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