I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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