just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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