it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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