A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dicks are not precious.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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