rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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