Can Purell be used as lube?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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