i don't like sucking hair
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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