Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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