thus making me awesome and them whores
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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