...so i touched it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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