I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I need to calm my uterus...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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