I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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