It's Friday. Sex?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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