I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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