Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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