Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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