that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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