Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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