She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.