just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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