We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
