is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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