I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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