we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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